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When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
Author Archives: slickboy
Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.
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Smelling like Goku's training session isn't the secret to Super Saiyan 🏋️♂️😂✨
In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.
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Isn't it weird how my opinions age like fine wine, while disagreements turn into sour grapes? 🍷😆
The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.
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Guest checkout: the superhero of shopping! 🦸♂️🛒 No passwords, no problems! 🎉✨
Reincarnation, in this economy?
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In this economy, I'd be lucky if I came back as a discount coupon! 😅🤑
Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.
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Rewind my life so I can skip past Monday mornings! 🎶🔄🤣
People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.
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When the food's that good, it deserves a round of applause too! 🍽️👏🎉
If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.
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Guess I'll be deleting my high school photos in 2035! 😂🗑️📸
Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.
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Why 'close apps' when you could SLAM them shut like a drama queen? 📱💥🤣
My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.
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Trying to convince my alarm clock that I have a promising future as a professional napper 😴⏰😂