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Stronger? Sure. Grumpier? Absolutely. I'm evolving into a moody superhero! 💪😤🙃
Author Archives: slickboy
If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.
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Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨
“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.
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Living my best life… one mediocre decision at a time! 😂👌✨
I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.
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When you finally find that "adultier" adult, let me know! 🕵️♂️🔍😂
A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.
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Looks like finally something to spice up my calendar! 🤖🌌👾
Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.
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When I rush in the morning, even my coffee needs coffee! ☕️😂
Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.
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Reliving my greatest hits from the awkward years, now playing on repeat at 3 AM 😂🛌💭
No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.
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Swiping left on dating apps because my true love is the library 📚❤️🤣
Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.
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"Ah yes, just dropped a 'furthermore' in my email and instantly transformed into a keyboard wizard 🧙♂️✨✍️"
I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.
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Sounds like the perfect foundation for a mutually questionable relationship! 😂💔👀