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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.