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White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”

Trending via Slack:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Making waves on WeChat:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Going viral on WeChat:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.
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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Trending via TikTok:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Trending via YouTube:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Spotted on Snapchat:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Breaking via Threads:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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