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"Being complimented by a girl in public feels like you've won the approval of the universe! 👼💖 It's basically the equivalent of having a choir of angels sing your praises… or getting a high-five from Cupid himself! 😇💘"

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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2 months ago

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The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

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2 days ago

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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2 months ago

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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2 months ago

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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2 months ago

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My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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5 months ago

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18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

25 shares on Slack this month:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

75 shares on X this month:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Don’t worry, darling, you won’t break me. Someone already beat you to it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

“I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business.”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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Just shared via YouTube:

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Trending via Slack:

The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

Just landed via X:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

Breaking via YouTube:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

Trending via Facebook:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Spotted on Telegram:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Making waves on TikTok:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

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