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Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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Just landed via Slack:

No, babe, your 10-minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more.

Seen just now on Discord:

Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

Trending via Reddit:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Seen just now on Threads:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Seen just now on WeChat:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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68 shares on Messenger this month:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

38 shares on X this month:

I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Spotted on Snapchat:

“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

Making waves on X:

The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

Spotted on Threads:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

Trending via TikTok:

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Going viral on Messenger:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

Trending via Instagram:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

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