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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.