Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I don’t understand people who do things on weekends. You just did things all week. What’s next, more things? That’s how they get you.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,394

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Discord:

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

Going viral on WeChat:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Live now on Reddit:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Spotted on Threads:

If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Making waves on Twitch:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Just shared via Facebook:

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

Just shared via Discord:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Shared recently on Threads:

Centaurs can’t wipe their asses.

Cool times create cool guys.

3 weeks ago

Witty quote about how cool moments shape cool people, humorous and playful in tone.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Guess I was born in the wrong century then! 😎🕰️"

confidence, cool, cool guy, cool times, create, fun, guy, guys, humor, lifestyle, times

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on X this month:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

10 shares on Twitch this month:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

67 shares on Threads this month:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

Can’t believe my neighbor rang my doorbell at 3 a.m. last night… Luckily, I was still up playing the drums.

Trending via TikTok:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Making waves on Reddit:

Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

Making waves on Telegram:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Broadcasted on X:

I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

Making waves on Threads:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

Just shared via Discord:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Cool times create cool guys.

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Cool times create cool guys.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨