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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.