Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

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What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.