Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.