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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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What wine pairs well with the kids being stuck inside during a heat wave?

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

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“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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I need to consult the woods about this.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

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