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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where we all become mail carriers overnight – delivering mail like it's nobody's business! 📬💌 Better start practicing those door-to-door delivery skills, folks! 😄 #PostmanLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, citizen, draft, eligibility, every, humor, military, over, postal, Postal Service, satire, service, should on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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