Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age. Commentary:When you're more concerned about dragons than your savings account 🐉🏦😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard. They should let me go inside everyones house just to see. How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday. Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.” I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.