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Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

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When you're more concerned about dragons than your savings account 🐉🏦😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, apocalypse, dark, dark age, downturn, economic, economic downturn, future, humor, recession, sarcasm, slang, worry on Sep 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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