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Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Breaking via Twitch:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Making waves on Slack:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Shared recently on Slack:

You can’t truly refer to yourself as an adult until you catch yourself getting really angry when the grocery store changes their layout.

Just shared via Discord:

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Trending via Threads:

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Making waves on X:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Just landed via WeChat:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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The older I get, no.

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58 shares on WeChat this month:

Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

81 shares on Discord this month:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

18 shares on X this month:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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Breaking via Telegram:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

Breaking via Reddit:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

Just landed via YouTube:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Breaking via Pinterest:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Going viral on Instagram:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Spotted on Messenger:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

Spreading quickly via X:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

The older I get, no.

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