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Funny abduction quotes

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

2 months ago

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

3 months ago

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

3 months ago