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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is β€œhe’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is β€œyou’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Freshly posted on X:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Live now on X:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Spotted on Messenger:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡² has shared:

So many true crime podcasts are just like β€œa young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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I just heard someone refer to Texas as β€œHowdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

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The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Going viral on Instagram:

β€œAre you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is β€˜migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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β€œThis too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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