Funny abduction quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals"

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