Funny abduction quotes

• Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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• I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

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  5 days ago

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• I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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  2 weeks ago

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• At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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  2 weeks ago

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