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Funny accountability quotes

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025
All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025