Funny accountability quotes

• A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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  2 months ago

  accountability, arrogance, authority, ego, having, immaturity, king, narcissist, responsibility, toddler, wants

• Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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  2 months ago

  accountability, blame, blaming, everyone, everything, hate, humor, irony, person, pick, problems, responsibility, sarcasm, stop

• All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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  2 months ago

  accountability, billionaire, confiscated, five, humor, last, list, satire, society, things, wealth, week

• I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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  2 months ago

  accountability, actions, always, around, blame, else, humor, i, loneliness, responsibility, self-awareness, take

• I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

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  2 months ago

  accountability, am, better, do better, humor, i, influence, influencer, media, responsibility, self-improvement, social, social media

• That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

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  6 months ago

  accountability, accountable, celebrity, CEO, Coldplay, comparison, guy, held, humor, politics, president, satire

• Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

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  6 months ago

  accountability, actions, Alexa, assistant, humor, responsibility, take, technology, virtual, virtual assistant

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