Funny accurate quotes

• The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

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  3 weeks ago

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• A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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  4 weeks ago

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• If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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  1 month ago

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• I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

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  1 month ago

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• Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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  1 month ago

  accurate, amazing, bleeding, expense, finance, humor, money, sarcasm

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