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  3 months ago

  Share →: A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes, welcome to the edgier side of the internet – where memes wear black and cookies are sprinkled with a hint of existential crisis. 🕶️💻 Embrace the shadows of "The Darker Web," where the ones and zeros are as mysterious as your browsing history. Who needs sunshine when you have encrypted darkness? 🌑🕸️ #KeepingItCryptic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' Bible – works wonders as a weapon AND as a spiritual guide! 📖🎯 Just be sure to aim for accuracy when 'delivering' its message 😅💥 #BibleThumping"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this daisy has a very serious case of mixed signals 🌼❤️ One minute it's "loves me," the next it's "loves me not" – talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Who knew flowers could be so indecisive? 😄🌸

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was talking to someone and combined “all good” and “no worries” by saying “all worries”, which was a lot more accurate.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you a mix-up of words, just roll with it and embrace the chaos like a champ! 🙃 Who knew "all worries" could be the perfect phrase for those moments when everything feels slightly off-kilter? Just remember, sometimes it’s the slip-ups that bring the biggest smiles! 😄 #EmbraceTheAwkward

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