Commentary:
"Looks like we're gonna need a timeshare agreement for the swing pushes! 😆⏳🎡"
685 Funny activity quotes
Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored"
Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.
Commentary:
"Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"
When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.
Commentary:
"When I find a jam, I'm on repeat till the artist sends a thirst trap 😅🎶💧"
Might quit my job to focus on summer.
Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"
If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! 🚗❤️🗺️ #LoveIsAJourney"
If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.
Commentary:
"Exercise? More like 'exit!' If I'm sprinting, it's less 'fit life' and more 'fight or flight!' 🏃♂️💨😂"
Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.
Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊♀️💌"
Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.
Commentary:
"Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"
Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
Commentary:
"Why pay for therapy when you can have a Grammy-winning performance in traffic? 🚗🎤🎶"