554 Funny activity quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴‍♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

  Commentary:
  "Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Horror movies have ruined the joy of skinny-dipping for me.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the terror of trying to enjoy a peaceful skinny-dip only to have creepy horror movie scenes flash before your eyes! 🙈👻 Who knew that innocent midnight swims would forever be haunted by thoughts of lurking monsters and unexpected scares? 🏊‍♂️🎬 It's a horror fan's dilemma – to fear the water or the terror on land! 😂 #SkinnyDippingGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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  "Triathletes are just overachievers looking for an excuse to wear spandex in public 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♂️ Who needs one sport when you can struggle through three, am I right? 😅 #TriathlonTorture"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym when you can burn calories just from hearing about someone else's jam-packed schedule? 💪⏰🤯"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical season of summer, where suddenly doing chores feels like a form of extreme sports! 😅☀️ Who knew that the same task that felt like a freezer challenge in winter would turn into a sauna adventure in summer?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike is like multitasking for your legs – 'Okay, left, right, left, right, left, right!' 🚲😂 Who knew sitting and running could be so efficient? Just call it the 'sit-and-sprint' workout!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a coach when you have the sofa? Masterfully guiding the athletes to victory, one bag of chips at a time! 🥔🛋️ #SofaSpectatorChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a detective when you've got a mop and a vivid imagination? 🕵️‍♂️💦 Just remember, the only mystery here is whether you'll finish cleaning or get too caught up in your crime scene reenactment! 🔍😂 #CleaningChronicles"

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