Commentary:
Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
179 Funny actually quotes
If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.
Commentary:
"Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting"
Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?
Commentary:
"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.
Commentary:
"Confession time: Saying good night but staying up? I'm the real MVP of fake bedtime routines! 🦉🛌 #NightOwlSecrets"
“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.
Commentary:
"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"
Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.
Commentary:
"Surround yourself with chatty friends, and suddenly you're nominated for 'Best Listener' award! 🏆🗣️ #TalkLessListenMore"
Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.
Commentary:
"French bulldogs: the international playboys of the dog world 🇫🇷💃 Are they French or Puerto Rican? The mystery deepens! 🤔🐶 #FrenchieConfusion"
This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've hit a bump in the space-time continuum, Marty! 🕰️🔥 Doc would definitely have some choice words for this situation 🤔 #BackToThePresent"
They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the great snowflake mystery… 🤔❄️ Who's out there meticulously inspecting each flake for uniqueness, I wonder? Maybe a team of very dedicated tiny scientists armed with magnifying glasses! 🔍🔬 Or perhaps it's just Mother Nature's way of keeping us entertained! 🌬️😆 #SnowflakeInspector"