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"The Sims: where you can afford a mansion in San Myshuno just by meticulously peeling virtual carrots 🥕💰 Who needs reality when you've got a digital dream world?"
16 Funny afford quotes
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- There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
- My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.
- Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.
- I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.
- Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
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"Living that gazebro life because man caves are so last season 💁♂️🏞 #GazeBroGoals" -
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"Ah, the age-old question: when exactly does life begin? According to some, it kicks off the moment you can finally afford that much-needed coffee to function in the morning ☕️💸. And let's be real, managing to pay the bills without crying is basically adulting on expert mode 🧾💪. So, cheers to those moments when we feel like true champions of this thing called life – at least until the next paycheck disappears into the void! 💸 -
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"Ah, the bittersweet reality of dreaming big and living small! 🏠💭 Who needs walls when you've got imagination, right? 😅💸 #DreamHouseGoals" -
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"I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget" -
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"Ah, the ultimate retirement plan – moving in with your successful kids! 🏠💸 Just make sure they have a big enough couch for you to crash on! 😜🛋️"
Top Funny Afford Quotes 🔥
- There’s not gonna be a civil war. None of us can afford to take that much time off work.
- My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.
- Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.
- I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.
- Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.
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