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15 Funny afford quotes

Couldn't afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Couldn’t afford a man cave. Had to settle for a gazebro.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Life begins when you can afford it.

Life begins when you can afford it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025