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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Spotted on Messenger:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Just shared via Messenger:

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Just shared via Facebook:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

Making waves on Reddit:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Spotted on X:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

Going bananas on X:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Funny ages quotes bring laughter and lightness to the numbers that mark our journey through life 🎉😂 Whether you’re celebrating a milestone or just embracing the quirks of getting older, these witty sayings remind us that age is just a number—and a great excuse for some cheeky humor! 🎂🎈 Ready to smile and share some laughs? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on growing older! 😄🎉

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Social Media Stars ⭐

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

A woman’s way of flirting is thinking about you until you get the urge to reach out to her.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

25 shares on Threads this month:

I would rather lose you than the argument.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

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I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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15,269

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Reddit:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Breaking via Instagram:

Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Spotted on X:

I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

Just shared via X:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Going viral on TikTok:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Shared recently on Discord:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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