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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.
Does running away from my problems count as cardio?
For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.
“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.
I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

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5 months ago
Share →: The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

Commentary:
Oh, the Loan shark, the ultimate predator of finances! 💸🦈 Watch out for those interest rates lurking in the waters of debt, ready to strike when you least expect it. Remember, always read the fine print before diving into those murky financial waters! 🌊💼
5 months ago
Share →: “No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic 'no idea' defense strategy – a stellar way to avoid small talk and awkward social interactions without coming off as completely clueless! 😏🤷‍♂️ Who knew being vague could be such a power move?💡"
5 months ago
Share →: Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Commentary:
Sounds like you were the official "hide and seek" champion of your high school years! 🏆 It's all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! 🔍😄
5 months ago
Share →: There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

Commentary:
"Ah, politics – the land of drama queens and power-hungry villains. 🕵️‍♂️ Best to steer clear and leave them to their own reality TV show. 📺 Who needs that kind of entertainment in their life? 🙅‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Commentary:
🏃‍♂️💨 "Who needs a gym membership when you can get a workout sprinting away from responsibilities? 😂 Avoiding problems like a pro athlete! Go, runner, go!"
5 months ago
Share →: Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

Commentary:
🤣 "Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose. Let's just say 'out of sight, out of mind' isn't just an expression for me, it's a lifestyle choice! 🙈"
5 months ago
Share →: No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I have a strict 'no ghost chat' policy 🚫👻 Who has time for spirits when dealing with the drama of the living? 😂 #GhostDialIgnore"
5 months ago
Share →: I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Commentary:
"Sharing a twin rumor with your neighbors just to avoid small talk – talk about using sibling leverage! 😂👯‍♂️ Who knew having a doppelgänger could come in so handy for introverts?"
5 months ago
Share →: Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous spider sanctum! 🕷️🕸️ Who knew they had their own exclusive club in there? 😄 Looks like the arachnids have staked their claim! Don't want to disturb the eight-legged landlords, do we now? 🚫🕷️ #SpiderRoomDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of passive existence. 🤷‍♂️ Like a sloth in slow motion, I neither actively avoid nor actively engage. Just here for the ride, my friend. 🚶‍♂️ #ZenMaster"