Commentary:
Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
49 Funny avoidance quotes
I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.
Commentary:
Sounds like a Lego walk is less painful than reliving those awkward teen years! 😅🦶🧱
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
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"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.
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"When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"
Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.
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"Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"
I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.
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"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"
Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.
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"Math and I had a 'complicated' relationship, so now it's just 'subtracting' from my life! 😂➖📚"
My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.
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"Life motto: Ain't nobody got time for queues longer than my attention span! 🏃♂️💨 #QueueExitStrategy"
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡