24 Funny band quotes

• The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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  3 days ago

  band, Floyd, humor, joke, little, music, pink, Pink Floyd, rock, rock band, singing, slow, slow start, start, take, thing, while

• If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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  4 weeks ago

  4, band, Beatles, conversation, humor, imagine, just, lads, Liverpool, music, ready, sound

• The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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  1 month ago

  band, concert, giant, giant magnet, guitar, hands, humor, i, influence, magnet, music, shows, The Velvet Underground, underground, velvet

• Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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  2 months ago

  asking, band, bird, bird song, birds, humor, know, Metallica, music, outside, rock, rock band, song, window

• I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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  2 months ago

  aspiration, band, dream, humor, i, let, me, Metallica, music, musician, rock, want

• Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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  2 months ago

  90s, band, cultural, cultural impact, generation, good, impact, just, music, nostalgia, Oasis, rock, song, songs, soundtrack, whole

• Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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  2 months ago

  band, favorite, font, heavy, heavy metal, Helvetica, humor, joke, metal, sounds, typography

• My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

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  2 months ago

  anonymity, band, costume, favorite, humor, joke, mask, member, music, Slipknot

• I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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  2 months ago

  band, bands, fashion, gap, generational, generational gap, humor, i, kid, music, new, nostalgia, old, old people, people, shirt, shirts, trend

• My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

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  2 months ago

  back, band, body, elastic, elastic band, humor, i, matter, nap, position, relaxation, stretch

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