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11 Funny band quotes

My body is like an elastic band - no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Funny Quotes Mar 6, 2025
Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
I'm forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It's not you, it's just past 10pm.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025