13 Funny band quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

  Commentary:
  "Same here! That mask is totally their best feature! 🎭😆 #UnmaskingTheTruth"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "kids these days" moment — now with a vintage twist! 🎸👵👴 It's like your parents are hacking your playlist and wearing it proudly. Next thing you know, they'll be trading smartphones for Walkmans and calling it retro chic! 📱🎶😂 #TrendAlert #OutKastedByTheOldGuard

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'nap position' – a state of perpetual relaxation 🛌 Sounds like your body just refuses to commit to any form of fitness! It's all about that elastic band life, stretching out and bouncing back 🔄💪 Maybe your body's secretly training for the Olympics in napping… Gold medal dreams in snoozing, coming right up! 🥇😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

  Commentary:
  🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies to the bands for the accidental 'rock n' nap' during their set 🎸💤 Who knew that bedtime and gig time could collide in such a dramatic fashion? Rock on, but please, after my bedtime! 🤘😴"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷‍♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.

  Commentary:
  Oh, imagine the confusion at those early Barenaked Ladies concerts! 😄 Bet some attendees were expecting something very different… like maybe a burlesque show or a nudist colony talent showcase! 🎤🎶 #MisleadingBandNames

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

  Commentary:
  Oh, absolutely! 🎸🎤🚌 Missing out on your city during a tour must mean they heard about that embarrassing dance move you did at their last concert! 💃🕺 So next time, maybe keep those jazz hands in check, or they might "accidentally" skip your town again! 😉🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Foo fighters still fighting foo.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those foo fighters have got some serious dedication! 💪🎸 Maybe one day they'll finally conquer the mighty foo for good! 🤣 #NeverEndingBattle

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