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Funny beautiful woman quotes

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

Posted onFeb 2, 2026

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

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