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"When makeup tutorials start looking like magic tricks, you know men have leveled up! 💄✨🤣"
483 Funny being quotes
The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.
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Pie-nding my way through Thanksgiving with a fork in one hand and a pie chart in the other! 🥧🤣
Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.
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Aww, someone call the cheese factory because this is getting extra cheesy! 🧀💕 All aboard the love train, choo choo! 🚂❤️
All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.
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Balancing my budget while balancing on a treadmill: multitasking level expert! 💸💪😎
A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.
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Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄
Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.
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Ah, the modern struggle of balancing lattes and liberation while rocking designer kicks. Living the dream and questioning it too! 📱💸☕
Microdosing Christmas by being present.
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Getting into the holiday spirit one tiny jingle at a time 🎄✨ #MinimalistMerry
I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.
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Turning frowns into comedy sketches in record time! 🎭😂
The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.
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When your nosiness finally pays off with a PhD in everyone's business 🕵️♀️😂📚
Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.
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Finally figured out adulting: staying blissfully unaware and always having pizza ready! 🍕🤯