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Throwback to the days when mice were the real influencers! 🐭🧀🎉
111 Funny big quotes
The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).
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"Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."
I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.
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"Looks like your bladder is the ultimate party pooper! 🎉💤 Just when you thought you'd have a lazy morning, it decides to shake things up! 😆 Who needs alarm clocks when you have a bladder on a mission? 🚽💥"
Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.
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🤣 Oh, the good old "eat all your food to be big and strong" lie! But hey, no one said anything about being strong AND slim, right? Looks like someone took that advice a bit too literally… Just big, indeed! 💪🍔🤷♂️
Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.
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Isn't it a rap paradox that we've never heard of a regular-sized rapper? It seems like they're either hitting the gym with Biggie or shrinking with Lil Wayne! 🎤💪🤏 #RapNameSizeMatters
I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!
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Celebrating my birth like a pro: eating cake while dodging work calls! 🎂📞❌
Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.
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Just waiting for someone to yell, "Bon voyage!" as I wave frantically at my laptop 😂🚢👋
A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.
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Leveling up my day with the cheat code of a good snack! 🍕😄 Who knew pepperoni was the key to responsible adulthood? 🎮
I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.
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Inflatable faces: the latest trend in 3D selfies! 🎈😆📸
I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.
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Always knew my heart was overflowing with love… and maybe a bit of coffee! ☕💓🚽