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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Going viral on Slack:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Just landed via YouTube:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Trending via Telegram:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

Going viral on Facebook:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Just shared via Reddit:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Live now on Telegram:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Just shared via TikTok:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has recently copied this quote.

30 shares on Snapchat this month.
Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has recently shared this quote.

29 shares on YouTube this month.
“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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2 months ago

Bluetooth, fun, game, humor, insane, lone, lone person, loud, observation, person, play, public, social, social observation, speaking

Someone from 🇻🇪 has recently bookmarked this quote.

113 shares on Facebook this month.
One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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2 months ago

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has recently shared this quote.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month.
My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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6 months ago

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has recently shared this quote.

101 shares on Telegram this month.

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65 shares on WeChat this month:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

41 shares on X this month:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

43 shares on Slack this month:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

36 shares on TikTok this month:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

17 shares on Discord this month:

The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize it’s a Cybertruck.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,250

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

My favourite animal is me when I have money.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Live now on Facebook:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Going bananas on X:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Just landed via Snapchat:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Going bananas on Twitch:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Threw my back out due to overwhelming sensuality again.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Making waves on TikTok:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Making waves on YouTube:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Trending via Facebook:

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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