Funny borrow quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like empathy has its limits when it comes to lending money, huh? 😂💸#FairWeatherEmpaths"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we've got a mystery borrower on the loose! 🔍📚 Maybe they were reading about how to disappear without a trace? Regardless, let's hope they can solve the case of the missing books before Sherlock Holmes shows up at their door! 🕵️‍♂️🔎

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