72 Funny brain quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the 'dumbing down' strategy will have to wait! 😜 Maybe sticking with reality TV for now is the safer bet! 🍻 #CheersToClearMinds"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between the brain and the body – a classic tale of conflict! 🧠🤷‍♂️ Listen to your body, it's got more experience in this whole 'being a responsible adult' thing. Your brain can dream up the wild ideas, but your body knows what's best for a chill day. 🤣 #BrainVsBody"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs eternal life when you've got fat cells in the mix? 🤣🍔 Embracing the circle of life, one snack at a time! 💁‍♂️ #FatCellsForever"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it funny how our brains are expert linguists in the language of confusion but struggle with the art of laughter? 🤔😂 Maybe we need a crash course in decoding those LOL moments! 🤣 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

  Commentary:
  "Rumor has it we only use 10% of our brain power, but let's face it, some folks out here living in that 5% range 🧠🤷‍♂️. Maybe they're saving the rest for a rainy day! ☔️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the brain's flights of fancy have been delayed indefinitely due to heavy fog ☁️✈️ Don't worry, the cognitive runway will clear up soon for some smooth takeoffs and landing! 🧠✨ #BrainFog #DelayedThoughts

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the Instagram captions during the zombie apocalypse: 'Just snacking on Bob's brain, brain-utiful flavor! 💀🧠 #ApocalypseEats' 😂 Let's hope those zombies have a good eye for filters amidst all the chaos! 📸🧟"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My brain has too many tabs open.

  Commentary:
  "I think my brain is a browser from the mid-2000s with a gazillion tabs open 🤯🌐. Can someone please press Ctrl + Alt + Delete for me? 💻🔒"

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