Funny burrito quotes

• A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

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  2 months ago

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• I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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  2 months ago

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• Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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  2 months ago

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• I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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  2 months ago

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• Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

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  2 months ago

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• Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.

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  2 months ago

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