Funny burrito quotes

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025