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Funny burrito quotes

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

3 months ago

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

3 months ago

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

3 months ago

Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.

3 months ago