115 Funny cat quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, folks! We’ve got a fluffy shark on the loose! 🐱🦈 Don't be fooled by those innocent eyes, this kitty means business when it comes to food! Keep your snacks close and your fingers closer! 😹"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a gym membership when you have a demanding feline personal trainer? 🐱💪 Talk about the ultimate cardio workout! #CatFitGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

  Commentary:
  "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods 🐱👑. And let's be real, they've been milking it ever since! 😼 Bow down to your feline overlords, hoomans! 🙇‍♂️😹"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

  Commentary:
  "If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs humans when you've got a cat who completely gets you 😺🤣 Relationship status: Meowing buddies for life! 🐱 #CatConversations"

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