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‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Trending via Snapchat:

Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Trending via Instagram:

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Trending via Pinterest:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Just landed via Threads:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Breaking via Reddit:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Funny child behavior quotes bring out the wild, unpredictable, and absolutely hilarious moments of parenting! 😂 From messy mealtimes to unexpected tantrums, these witty sayings capture the chaos and charm of little ones in the funniest way possible. Whether you’re a parent, teacher, or just a kid-at-heart, get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate those priceless childhood antics! 🎉👶✨

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Share →: Kids: making things way more difficult when they don’t have to be, since the dawn of man.

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Trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe while spilling cereal everywhere, since forever 😄🍎🥣
3 weeks ago
Share →: My kid’s superpower is knowing he won’t like a food before he even tries it.

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"When your kid has the psychic ability to detect yucky food from a mile away! 🥦🔮😆"
6 months ago
Share →: The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

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When you're a toddler, every baby is a potential VIP! 👶👑 "Ah, Baby John, pleased to make your acquaintance!" Formalities must be observed in the baby kingdom! #ToddlerEtiquette 😄
6 months ago
Share →: Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Commentary:
"Who knew Google would become the ultimate parenting manual? 😂💻 Just remember, there's no 'Ctrl + Z' button when it comes to real-life tantrums! 🤪👶 #ParenthoodAdventures"

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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Seen just now on Slack:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Going viral on YouTube:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Trending via Threads:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Going viral on Twitch:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Trending via Snapchat:

If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

Just shared via Facebook:

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Breaking via Telegram:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Going viral on TikTok:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Just shared via Messenger:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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