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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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56 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,325

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Shared recently on Discord:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Spotted on Twitch:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Seen just now on Slack:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Live now on Instagram:

Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

Spotted on Slack:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Just shared via Twitch:

Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

Trending via Facebook:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Spotted on Instagram:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on X this month:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

94 shares on Threads this month:

Tested positive for being single af

43 shares on Telegram this month:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”

25 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

56 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,325

Funny Quotes Topics

17,444

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15,325

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I have some fart jokes I’ve been holding in.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I like you because we hate the same people.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Discord:

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Going viral on Twitch:

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Just landed via Threads:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

Making waves on Threads:

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Seen just now on Slack:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Going viral on WeChat:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

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