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Funny claus quotes

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025
Santa Claus isn't real. Ain't no man checking a list twice.

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Do y'all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025