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Funny clocks quotes tickle your funny bone while reminding you that time flies (or sometimes drags!) πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re running late or just love a good pun, these witty sayings bring a smile every time the hands move β°πŸ˜„ Get ready to laugh, reflect, and maybe rethink your relationship with the ticking world around you! β³πŸŽ‰

When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

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