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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

Shared recently on YouTube:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Just shared via Facebook:

My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Trending via TikTok:

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Trending via X:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

Breaking via Telegram:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Just shared via WeChat:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Seen just now on Discord:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Making waves on Slack:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

Seen just now on Messenger:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Shared recently on TikTok:

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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