Funny co-worker quotes

• Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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  3 weeks ago

  co-worker, conversation, coworker, here, humor, me, sarcasm, unapproachable, workplace

• My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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  2 months ago

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• Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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  2 months ago

  co-worker, coworker, fun, holiday, meeting, prank, random, random time, text, time, workplace

• I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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  2 months ago

  co-worker, coworkers, hire, humor, i, personality, safely, sarcasm, say, think, workplace

• My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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  2 months ago

  birthday, co-worker, coworkers, found, humor, i, job, need, new, new job, work, workplace

• I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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  2 months ago

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