Funny condiment quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to get just a 'little' ketchup out of the bottle is like trying to control a rocket launch 🚀. Blink and you'll have a French fry flood on your hands! 😂 #ketchupchaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Worcestershire sauce – the mysterious and enigmatic flavor enhancer 🤔💫. It adds a dash of intrigue to every dish! Just like its pronunciation, its appeal is shrouded in delicious ambiguity 😂🍴 #CondimentConfusion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

  Commentary:
  "Life is like a ketchup bottle – you're either drowning in condiments or desperately trying to scrape out the last drop 🍅♨️ Embrace the saucy chaos and always be prepared for the unexpected condiment crises in your kitchen! 😂🌭"

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