Funny condiment quotes

• Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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  3 days ago

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• My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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  1 week ago

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• You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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  1 week ago

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• I love how unforgiving soy sauce is. Cause you know immediately when you did too much with her.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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  2 weeks ago

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• Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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  1 month ago

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