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  • My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

    Commentary:
    Oh no, sounds like someone got caught in a time loop! 🔄⏰ Let’s make Sunday just as fabulous as Saturday! 🎉 Embrace the unexpected Sunday fun! 😄🎶

  • Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle of adulting – navigating between the realms of life and the playground! 🎨📚 Don’t worry, you’re not the only one wondering where the nap time and snack breaks went! 😅 #WorkorPlayground”

  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs to care about stuff when you’re blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss”

  • My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the eternal struggle of toeing the fine line between sarcasm and sincerity – a true conundrum! 🤔😂 It’s like a never-ending game of ‘Is it sarcasm or is it real life?’ 🙃 Embrace the ambiguity and just keep ’em guessing! 😉 #MasterOfSarcasm”

  • How do I un-know people?

    Commentary:
    “Well, have you tried repeatedly hitting the ‘CTRL+Z’ keys in real life? 🤔 Or maybe you can try the ancient art of selective amnesia – works like a charm! 🧠💫 Just remember to forget to remember! 😉”

  • I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the mind is a maze with no escape route in sight! 🧠🚫🆘 Maybe a mental GPS could come in handy here! 😆🗺️”

  • I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old question – am I at home or simply stuck in a parallel universe that looks suspiciously like my living room? A philosophical inquiry indeed, worthy of further investigation involving deep contemplation and maybe a quick check for any lost socks under the couch.”

  • For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.

    Commentary:
    Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you’ve grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It’s like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.

  • I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

    Commentary:
    Oh, don’t be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of “gray” and “grey”! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, “colourful”)? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who’s boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans

  • Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

    Commentary:
    “Oh, dear Brits and their unique currency lingo – quite baffling, isn’t it? 🇬🇧🦑 But hey, can we all agree that squids & halfpennies should definitely be the new standard units of measurement? 🦑💸 #LostInTranslation”

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