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Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,557

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

Shared recently on Instagram:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

Spotted on TikTok:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Making waves on Telegram:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

Spotted on Pinterest:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Freshly posted on X:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Just shared via YouTube:

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

Going viral on Reddit:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Funny creatures quotes

Funny creatures quotes bring a burst of laughter 🐒 and charm 🦄 to your day! Whether it’s quirky animals 🐶 or mythical beasts 🐉, these witty words capture their hilarious antics and lovable quirks. Get ready to smile 😄 and share some lighthearted joy with every clever line. Perfect for animal lovers and pun enthusiasts alike!

New funny creatures quotes 👇

Donuts are beautiful creatures, and they deserve their own week on the nature channels.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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2 months ago

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Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

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2 months ago

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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2 months ago

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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5 months ago

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There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

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6 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

81 shares on Reddit this month:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

98 shares on YouTube this month:

I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

52 shares on Telegram this month:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,455

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I would reset the clock on your microwave for you.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Elections is like waiting for the results of a biopsy, except half your family hopes it’s cancer.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Trending via Pinterest:

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Seen just now on Discord:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Freshly posted on Threads:

First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Spotted on Slack:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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