35 Funny dance quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

  Commentary:
  "Because sometimes words just can't capture the utter ridiculousness of a truly stupid question! Let's bust out those interpretive dance moves and pirouette our way to enlightenment. 💃🕺 Don't just answer – groove your way through it! 🤪 #DanceLikeNoOneIsAskingStupidQuestions"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

  Commentary:
  "Stealing the show at every reception with my signature 'flailing limbs' move 💃🏼💫 Who needs rhythm when you've got enthusiasm, am I right? 😂 #dancingskillsonpoint"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

  Commentary:
  "Who says breakdowns can't be fabulous? 💃🔥 Let the power of interpretive dance add some flair to your next meltdown – twirl those problems away! 💥✨ #DancingThroughChaos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

  Commentary:
  "I don't push people away, I just spontaneously break into the Macarena 💃🕺. It's my signature move for social distancing with style! Who needs personal space when you've got dance moves like this? 😄 #MacarenaMagic"

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