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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.

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I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I need carpenters to remember that beds are also for sex. The aesthetics are great and all, but what is with all the squeaking?

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My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

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Dating after 40 is like trying to find the least damaged item at the thrift store that doesn’t smell.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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I watch “Law and Order” so much that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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