Funny destiny quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fortune teller when you can predict your financial destiny with this powerful math skill? 🤑💸 Don't worry, you're destined for bigger paydays than just 26 in a year! 🌟 #MoneyMagnet"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, Destiny better watch out because Consequences seems like the serious type! 👀💔 Let's hope they don't end up in a messy love triangle with Regret 😅💔 #RelationshipDrama"

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