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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,393

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

The rumors of my will to live have been greatly exaggerated.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Live now on Slack:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Spotted on WeChat:

The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Trending via WeChat:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

12 shares on Reddit this month:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

99 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I have a yearning disability.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,712

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Thank God for headphones and day dreaming.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Trending via WeChat:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Shared recently on TikTok:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Live now on WeChat:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Shared recently on Slack:

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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