Funny diagnosis quotes

• Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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  4 weeks ago

  beverage, chocolate, comfort, comfort food, craving, diagnosis, extra, food, got, hot, hot chocolate, humor, just, marshmallow

• I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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  4 weeks ago

  cooler, depression, diagnosis, health, humor, i, know, melancholia, mental, mental health, much

• My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, constipation, diagnosis, doctor, humor, joke, just, me, medical, medical joke, wordplay, worry

• I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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  1 month ago

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• Googling symptoms until you cry.

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  1 month ago

  anxiety, cry, diagnosis, Googling, health, humor, internet, search, symptoms

• My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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  1 month ago

  apnea, diagnosis, health, humor, irony, meeting, sleep, sleep apnea, staff, staff meeting, workplace

• I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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  1 month ago

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• Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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  1 month ago

  20s, 40s, age, aging, diagnosis, early, early 20’s, even, humor, i, late, late stage, self-deprecation, stage

• I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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  1 month ago

  baby, belly, bigger, diagnosis, expectation, humor, i, imaginary, inside, joke, pregnancy, read, surprise

• Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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  1 month ago

  diagnosis, Google, health, humor, irony, just, politics, satire, symptoms

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