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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

3 months ago

Googling symptoms until you cry.

3 months ago

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

3 months ago

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

3 months ago

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

3 months ago

I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

3 months ago

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

3 months ago