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"Planning a grand exit, eh? 💥 Just when you thought you’d seen it all, in comes a plot twist! 🎬😂 Always keeping us on our toes, even in the afterlife! 👻 #UnexpectedDemise"
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- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
- I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
- My plan is to die young as late as possible.
- Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.
- Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
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"Ah, the ultimate test of laziness – lying next to your charger, embracing the inevitable demise of your phone's battery 😂🔋 #LazyGoals" -
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"Reading health books can be a risky business… One wrong piece of advice and you might end up six feet under! 📚⚠️💀 Better stick to self-diagnosing with the internet, right? 😉"
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- When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.
- Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
- When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
- My plan is to die young as late as possible.
- Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
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