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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

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Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅‍♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘‍♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they scrape every last bit from that yogurt container.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

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