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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

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The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

Just landed via YouTube:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Share →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Share →: That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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"Cleaning the apartment is like Groundhog Day but with dust bunnies and crumb trails instead of Bill Murray. 🧹🏠 #ForeverDirty"

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Reported on TikTok:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Just shared via YouTube:

My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Reported on Instagram:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Going viral on X:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Trending via Instagram:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Making waves on Telegram:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Trending via Slack:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Trending via YouTube:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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