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- Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.
- Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
- Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.
- Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.
- If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.
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- Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
- If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.
- Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
- Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.
- Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.
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