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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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Funny doom quotes bring a hilarious twist to life’s darkest moments 🌪️😅, proving that even the end of the world can have a punchline! Whether you’re a fan of witty sarcasm or clever dark humor, these gems will make you laugh through the chaos 🌍😂. Ready to find humor where you least expect it? Let’s dive into some side-splitting takes on impending doom that’ll brighten your day—because why not smile while the world’s ending? 💥🤣

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Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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