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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Just landed via Instagram:

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

Just shared via Messenger:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Trending via Facebook:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Trending via YouTube:

Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Going viral on Instagram:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Share →: If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

Commentary:
Nailing this "last day" vibe so well, I might as well be the Olympic champion of existential dread! 🏆😅
2 months ago
Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"
5 months ago
Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Commentary:
"Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"

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Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Breaking via WeChat:

Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Live now on Pinterest:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Broadcasted on X:

I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

Going viral on X:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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