Funny doom quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the irony of doom scrolling in the age of knights and dragons! 🐉📜 I can almost picture a medieval town crier announcing, 'Hear ye, hear ye! Prepare thyselves for the impending doom scroll!' 🗡️📱 #MedievalProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: For whom the doom scrolls!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive seekers of the ancient scrolls! 🧙‍♂️🔮 Who dare to decipher the cryptic messages of destiny… or just end up getting zapped by an unexpected curse! ⚡️💀 Remember, not all scrolls lead to treasure chests! 🗝️😅"

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