76 Funny door quotes

• Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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  3 weeks ago

  August, door, farewell, goodbye, hit, humor, let, month, sarcasm

• It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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  3 weeks ago

  actually, answer, delivery, door, food, Funny, hands, humor, joke, people, pizza, think, visitor

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  3 weeks ago

  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

• There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

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  3 weeks ago

  away, closing, door, exit, humor, loud, noise, poetry, sound, subtlety, too, walking, walking away

• If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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  3 weeks ago

  accident, chance, corner, delivery, door, falling, fast, fast turn, humor, i, open, too, turn, ups, work

• If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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  3 weeks ago

  again, determination, door, going, humor, just, motivation, open, persistence

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