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Funny ears quotes

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
"Turn down for what?" My ears, fella. My ears.

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025