Funny ears quotes

• Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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  3 weeks ago

  constant, ear, ears, hack, humor, insomnia, life, life hack, need, noise, ringing, sleep, sound, tinnitus, white, white noise

• You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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  2 months ago

  bunny, bunny ear, ear, ears, gesture, giving, humor, nostalgia, people, photo, photography, photos, prank

• You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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  2 months ago

  age-related, aging, barber, ears, getting, grooming, hair, head, humor, joke, less, old, tell, time, top

• It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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  2 months ago

  amazing, attitude, both, cat, cats, ears, humor, ignore, ignoring, pet

• It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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  2 months ago

  animals, cat, cats, ears, head, humor, observation, pet, top

• What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, AirPods, battery, ear, ears, humor, inside, licking, low, technology, tongue

• Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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  2 months ago

  appreciation, big, ears, great, hair, humor, shout, shout out, wind

• Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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  2 months ago

  ears, expectations, humor, husband, joke, marriage, me, nobody, separately, sold, told

• “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

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  2 months ago

  ears, humor, music, reaction, turn, turn down

• The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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  2 months ago

  am, child, decoration, ears, humor, i, parent, parenting, parenting struggles, struggles, toddler

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