Funny ears quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑‍🦲👂✂️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

  Commentary:
  "When you say 'come here' and they hear 'do absolutely nothing' 😹👂🐾 #Catologia"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting a surprise 'lick alert' from your AirPods! 🤪👅 Just when you thought they couldn't get any more personalized… Battery low or just feeling extra affectionate? 😂 #AirPodsGoneWild"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

  Commentary:
  👂🌬️ "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause to our unsung heroes — ears! Not just for hearing all the juicy gossip, but also for providing the perfect spot to tuck away those rebellious locks in windy situations. Who knew our ears were the original hair accessories? Fashion and function at its finest! 😄👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the fine print of marriage: 'Ears not included.' 🤣 Who knew you had to pay extra for listening skills? 👂💸 #MarriageSurprises"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

  Commentary:
  "🎶 Turn down for what? 🤷‍♂️ Apparently, for the sake of this poor guy's eardrums! 🙉 Maybe it's time to give his ears a break and crank down the volume a bit. 🎧😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting revelation: Toddler ears = cuteness overload 🙉🤣 Who knew they were just adorable accessories and not for listening to us adults? 🧒👂 #ToddlerLogic"

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