Funny ears quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.
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  2 months ago

  View →: What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

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