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Funny estimate quotes bring a hilarious twist to the world of numbers and deadlines 😂📊! Whether you’re a project pro or just love a good chuckle about unpredictable timelines ⏳🤣, these witty sayings will brighten your day and make estimating a whole lot more fun. Ready to laugh and relate? Let’s dive into the quirkiest takes on those always tricky, sometimes wild, but never boring estimates! 🎯✨

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

1 month ago
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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

1 month ago
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If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

1 month ago
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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

1 month ago
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I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

4 months ago
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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

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Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me.

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

How did we decide to go with cockpit?

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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