Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

Commentary:
Oh, how the seasons have changed! 🌸🌞🍂❄️ Now it's just drama, drama, drama, drama all year round. Who needs a calendar when you have such gripping episodes unfolding before your eyes? 🎭🌟 #DramaEveryDay
6 months ago
Share →: I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to a good night's sleep was hiding in divorce papers all along? 😴💔 Sweet dreams, ex-couples! Maybe it's the newfound peace and quiet… or the lack of someone stealing the blankets. 🛌🤣 #SleepingLikeABaby"
6 months ago
Share →: Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Commentary:
"Who needs multiple trips when you can have one epic balancing act! 🛒💃 #LifeIsAnAdventure"
6 months ago
Share →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Commentary:
"Fall fashion tip: Master the art of looking chic while secretly snuggling in your 'not-so-obvious' blanket attire 😏🍂 #FashionForward #CozyButMakeItFashion"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

Commentary:
"Who wants to go out with a bang when you can go out with a grand piano solo 🎹 CRASH landing? Watch out composers, this person is aiming for a smashing finale! 💥😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Commentary:
"Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer. 🍁 Time for pumpkin spice lattes to cover up the evidence, am I right?! ☕️🎃 #FallVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Commentary:
"Seriously brain, you had ONE job! 😂 Can't even handle the simplest task of chilling out and hitting snooze. 🧠🚫💤 #sleeplessnightwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you can have an unlimited supply of ice cream instead? 🍦😂 Just think of all the heartbreak you'll save yourself from! #TeamIceCream"
6 months ago
Share →: I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Commentary:
"Optimism at its finest! 🙌 Watch out, gravity, we've got a cunning strategist over here! 😂 Who knew stair climbing could double as a risk management strategy? 🤔 Stay safe and keep reaching for the stars, one step at a time! 🌟🚶‍♂️ #SafetyFirst #WittyQuotes"
$Funny fall quotes - Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’$

6 months ago
Share →: Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Commentary:
"Who needs a calculator when you have insomnia? 💤➗💭 You become a human mathematician, crunching numbers in your head all night trying to figure out the elusive equation of sleep time. Just remember, counting sheep does not count as a valid mathematical method! 🐑😂 #SleeplessStruggles"