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Dad time management: mastering the art of "sit and wait" since the beginning of time ⏱️😂🚗👨👧👦
468 Funny family quotes
My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.
Commentary:
Looks like someone finally found the perfect recipe for peace and quiet this Mother's Day! 🔑🚪😂
Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …
Commentary:
Just like little human light bulbs who think turning off lights is a mythical legend! 💡😂👶
If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.
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Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱
We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.
Commentary:
"When you're so committed to being cozy, you put the weather on mute! 😂🛋️🌞 #BlanketLife"
I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.
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😂😂 "When your nephew thinks he's the king of the sandbox and you're just a lowly subject. 👑🚫🍼"
People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.
Commentary:
"Clearly, Steve was meant to be a dog with CEO potential! 🐶👔 Meanwhile, Buddy and Rocket are just living their best superhero sidekick lives. 😆🚀👦"
Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystery genes unraveled! 😂🧬 Thanks, Mom and Dad for this quirky personality package! 🎁🙃"
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.
Commentary:
"Grandma's stair takeover: making sure leg day is canceled for everyone else! 🦵🚫😂"